"You're one big bird. . .I mean, you're one big ass bird."
"I love ya you filthy pirate!"
Get a few beers in the guy and he goes from lumberjack to rock star.
"It's a bird. It's a plane. Wait, no, it's just Ross again."
*somewhere off in the distance*
"Good mornin'!"
What do you get when you put a member of Cheap Trick together with a couple of guys from the Goo Goo Dolls?
A really uncomfortable looking picture. *grin*
"So, I'm picking up the coat. What are you gonna do about it, huh?. . .Punk. . .Oh, it's your coat?
Here then. Sorry about the punk thing."
"Yeah, I know I've got five fingers. This one just happens to be my favorite."
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"Does this hat make my ass look fat?"
How about a drink. . .or two?
"Thanks for the wrist band Avril!"
Woman: I'd like to take this time now to thank our sponsor, Coca-Cola.
Rzeznik: Yeah, Vanilla Coke is so great, refreshing, ya know?
Robby: Hee-hee, coke.
"John, your sweater is so soft, like a new born baby's ass."
Does this picture make you uncomfortable? It makes me uncomfortable. . .
John: Dude, I can't believe you made me sing the Maneater song.
Mmm. . .calves.
*sound cuts off, crowd sighs, from somewhere backstage*
"Johnny was kicking at the machine again! We need another speaker!"
No comment, this pic speaks for itself.
"I feel pretty, oh so pretty. . ."
Ugly? I think not.
"You dare to ask where we got our name? I stare upon you evilly."
*SMOOCH*
"Want a sip?"
Alright chick-a-dees, back off cuz MandyMay will fight to the death for that water bottle. *wink, wink*
Were these two seperated at birth?
The man really loves his PEZ.
Doesn't Rzeznik know that horizontal stripes make a person look bigger?
Now he has a fat head. . .
picture from Ragdolls
1. Rzeznik and backwards cap. . .
2. Robby in plaid shorts. . .
3. Hairy legs and Man!Feet. . .
Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
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