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This wonderful little song was sent to me from "Queen Ashley of Gootopia." She says that if she were Queen of the world, Goo would be her slaves and that I, MandyMay, could be her official "fry-cook/bartender/dictator." So to all you goobers out there, BEWARE! For the world's new favorite American dish |
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will be. . .DUN~DUN~DUN. . .The Deep-Fried Boot!!! *evil grin* |
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The theme song is set to the tune of Black Balloon and Ashley recommends that you imagine you're John Rzeznik when you hum it to yourself. Which was kind of hard for me to do because I got distracted for two reasons: one, I was incredibly handsome and two, I had a crush on myself. On with the theme song!!! |
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The Deep Fried Boot Theme Song |
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Chili's baby back ribs aren't deep fried. |
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I almost threw a fit when I found out that lie. |
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Maybe I should rent a deep fryer, |
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And we could fry us up chicken wings; from one till three. |
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A thousand other drive throughs never made em'. |
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And all I wanted was deep fried. |
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One night things went really crazy... |
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And somehow Mike's boot got fried; I think he cried. |
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Come on down to The Deep Fried Boot, yeah |
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With Cajun flavored deep fried boots. |
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If ya got the stomach to scarf a Doc Martin... |
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Then this is the place for you. |
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You know the golden crust's delicious. |
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And the chicken wings ain't bad. |
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And MandyMay and Tiff and Heather, |
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Were the best waitresses I ever had; please pass the bat-ter. |
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Come on down to The Deep Fried Boot, yeah. |
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With Cajun flavored deep fried boots. |
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If ya got the stomach to scarf a Doc Martin... |
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Then this is the place for you. |
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And my fryer's all distorted, so come down to The Boot, yeah. |
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(Chorus x2) |
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All I wanted, All I wanted, And I'll come back, cause' the deep fried boots kick @$$! |
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Much thanks to Ashley and let me know what ya think and I'll pass it on to her! |
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I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose |
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