*Someone chanting, "Robby, Robby, Robby!*
John: Hey you know what guys? I have a theory because we've been lucky enought to travel all over the world and uh, I came up with a theory. . .Everybody is from Buffalo.
*crowd cheers*
John: It's true! I'm not doing this to blow smoke up your ass. I'm not doing this is Omaha going, "Everydody is from Omaha Nebraska." But it's true and I proved it one time. Cuz Robby and I and Mike, we were in Sweden and if you look on the map. . .Sweden is like how much farther away from Buffalo can you get once you go to the moon, ya know?
Robby: It's really far.
John: I mean, I thought it was really funny. I said to Robby, "Watch this, watch this, check this out." Cuz everybody is from Buffalo and we're in Sweden. "Anybody here from Buffalo?!" And I swear to God, three guys in the back were going, "I'm from Tanawanda!" (spelling is probably wrong, so if anyone wants to correct me, feel free)
*crowd cheers*
John: It's amazing. Everybody, everybody is from Buffalo. But ya know, alot of people don't act like they're from Buffalo. . .and that's why the world is full of so many fucked up people.
*more cheers*
John: *says the name of someone who has retired* I go away for a year and a half and that's what happens. You know one time. . .I can't tell ya that story. . .umm. . .Said on the news one day, he was trying to interview Diana Ross and she was being a real bitch to him and he went back to the studio and saidm "Remember, it's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice."
*cheers*
John: He was a nice guy. . .I went swimming one time (name's the place, but i don't was to butcher the spelling) I'm in the shower. . .
Robby: You always tell the shower story, I gonna tell that story alright.
John: I'm starting the show. . .
cuts off.
*This one is not the most accurate. The crowd is cheering and there is one guy yelling alot, so I tried my best. . .