Jay Leno knocks on the Goo Goo Dolls dressing room door. Rzeznik opens.
Rzeznik: Hey!
Leno: Hey! . . . Fellas, let me ask you a question. Now the Goo Goo Dolls thing is going pretty good right?
Rzeznik: It's ok.
Leno: So how many albums you sell?
Rzeznik: A little over 3 million. . .
Leno: How many albums do you think Diana Ross has sold?
Rzeznik: About a hundred billion.
Leno: About hundred billion, ok? How would like a chance to be a back up singer for Diana Ross?
Robby: Well there's three of us Jay.
Rzeznik: I don't want to be a back up sing, I want to be Diana Ross.
cut to Rzeznik is black dress, white socks, red shoes and very large beehive-like black wig; accompanied by his Supremes, Robby and Mike also is large beehive-like black wigs.
Baby love my baby love
I need you so I need you baby I --
What ya do to me, baby?!
Always breakin' my heart
You got a problem with me?
I'll kick your ass!
Rzeznik: What do you think?